Yonk

v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose

The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.

Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.

Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 2, 2018

Yonk

A multifaceted word that can be used in nearly any circumstance to describe the current situation. (Adj./V.)

Finna go get yonked tonight bruh.
Gucci, I've already had like 4 drinks!

Bruh, I would yonk those hoes.
Chill out those are my sisters!

That dude is so yonked.

I see him at the gym every day.

by Quintonomous July 19, 2016

Yonk

A word made by youtuber CameronF305. It's a synonym for yeet or really any onomatopoeia. He made a clothing line out of it

Get YONKed.
YONK!
Imma YONK this

by Cornelius Yinker July 26, 2019

Yonk

The act of travelling on land, including walking, running, or driving.

We yonked over to the supermarket.

by HQB2018 May 29, 2018

Yonk

A word used directly after someone says yeet, usually used as an agreement term or used in the space of okay

1) Are you going to that party tonight?
yeet
yonk

by Noushie5000 September 15, 2018

YONK

Yonk is yonk

“Yonk”

by anonymous February 22, 2021

yonk

The act of vomiting or the vomit itself.

Last night, Matt was so drunk he yonked into a barrel.

The yonk was all over his beard.

by aliendave March 5, 2005