aliendave's definitions

yonk

The act of vomiting or the vomit itself.

Last night, Matt was so drunk he yonked into a barrel.

The yonk was all over his beard.

by aliendave March 5, 2005

The Truth

Nickname of Paul Pierce of the Boston Celtics.

Coined by Shaq after Paul put up an impressive performance.

Shaq: Paul Pierce is the motherfucking Truth.

The Truth glides through the lane for an impressive layup.

by aliendave February 3, 2005