Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"
"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."
by Pork King December 19, 2005
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Yoko Onoing

the action of one's significant other who tears apart the group of friends.
"Dude. Adam never hangs out with his old friends anymore."

"Yeah. Once Susie came in she just started Yoko Onoing the shit outta them."
by Phil Jacklin October 07, 2007
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Yoko Ono

The luckiest woman in the world.
OH MY GOD, Yoko Ono married John Lennon. Damn!
by BeatleGroupie9 February 08, 2007
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Yoko Ono

John Lennon's second wife who disliked his english family, and his first son, Julian. She had alot of control over John and when he died, she didn't invite John's english family to his funeral, they have no information about what happened to his body.
"Yoko Ono is a mean woman"
by shorttrohs June 15, 2009
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Yoko Ono

crazy lady! people blame her for the beatles breaking up,but thats proabably not true...she's been living in america for like a long time and still has an asianese accent
yoko OH NO!! oh yoko,you crazy!
by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004
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A Yoko Ono

A asian girl who loves the white dick and always dates and loves white guys, while never dating asian guys or any other race besides white. When you see a Asian girl and a White guy in public you can say to your mate Yoko Ono and he will know exactly what you mean haha.
while walking past a asian girl, white guy couple.

"dude a yoko ono!" friend one
"oh shit I see her haha" friend two
by JyahC July 14, 2016
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Yoko Onoed

To completely ruin an event, outing, or something in particular for many people.

Derived from John Lennon's girlfriend who broke up the Beatle's and ruined their music for the entire world.
Jim forgot to get a keg for the party and Yoko Onoed the entire night for everyone.
by cml003 December 08, 2013
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