I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

by FrenchOnion May 18, 2020

Yeeterbone

Yeeterbone is a Tik Tok user with currently over 10k followers. most popular for his video "Lil Yeet" where he goes down a hill in a wheelchair and falls over, racking over a million views and over 130,000 likes. what will Lil Yeet do next??? most likely hit a tree.

did you see that video that yeeterbone made with the wheelchair

yeah it made me laugh my ass off FML

by meme...machine January 10, 2019

yesterbirthday

When your or someone else's birthday was yesterday.

Brian: I had a great birthday yesterday.
Fred: Happy Yesterbirthday Brian!
Brian: Yeh....thanks.

by nFuriate May 10, 2008

Yesterday's chili

One's vulva or vagina

"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."

by Taffy Esterhaus November 23, 2016

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

Yestermorrow

When you can't remember what day something happened, because you've been awake for too many consecutive days.

Person 1: Remember that party yesterday... wait, or was that this morning?

Person 2: I don't even remember anymore, it was yestermorrow.

by TheReminder December 11, 2011

I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015