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What is said in response to a bad joke.

Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dave: Anyone, anyone?!

Dave: Because I'm Jewish!!!1

Everyone: Yark Yark Yark

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

Yark

Yark meaning " You All Ready Know "

Bro your mom okay? Yark bro.

by phillymade Dee May 15, 2016

Yark

(noun) A discreet code word for a mud shark used as to not arouse suspicion in the presence of said mud sharks.

Mud Shark - A white girl who enjoys coitus with black guys.

(verb) to yark or yarking - the act of a white girl being attracted to black guys, usually resulting in coitus.

Poor guy, he has no idea his sister is a yark.

Shut up you stupid yark.

Amanda has really taken up yarking after her break up with Todd.

by The Hard Truth April 13, 2009

Yark

To chat shit or talk rubbish.

Also see - to chat breeze.

Jack:Is it true you was yarking about Jill!?
Bob: Nah I just said shes a hoe.

Or "Yarking your mouth off".

by MattArchie December 14, 2008

Yark

Yark, like 'fuck' can be used as any part of speech. The true definition of Yark will not be revealed, as only a select four know the actual definition.

As an verb: I'm gonna yark when I get home.
Can you please yark me now.
As an adjective: Your extreme degree of yark makes me hot.
As a noun: My favorite toy is yark.
As an adverb: My sllab is so itchy that its beyond the yarky mark.

by Doctor Fuckson December 3, 2010

Yark

North East UK word for thrashing/beating up something/someone.

Am ganna fuckin' yark that fat bastard when he gets home.

by Graham2493 February 18, 2022

Yark

It is a noise that one makes by putting air in their cheeks. Put the air in your cheeks, and take your and and move it side to side rapidly on your cheek to sound like a chipmunk.

Person 1: did you hear that noise?
Person 2: yeah, that kid was just yarking. (Present tense of yark)
Person 1: oh ok

by Yeehawbois November 16, 2018