when you go to a club and spend a rediculous amount of money on drinks to get you and your friends wasted, and then something fucked up happens after that. A typical yardsale is a blackout tequila night with the boys.
Dude how much money did you spend last night and wtf happened?
Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?
When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.
Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .
(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response
1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.