Hangxiety

That awkward moment it takes to find the hang-up button after the end of a Zoom call.

Hangxiety sucks

by Le Biscuitier November 9, 2020

Wangxiety

wang-zahy-i-tee

Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst

1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.

by cjfinks September 16, 2010

Bangxiety

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.

Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.

by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016

Nangxiety

A state of which one becomes anxious due to the intake of nitrous oxide (nangs)

"Man, those nangs gave me a nangxiety attack!"

by thevibesofficialwotded March 1, 2019

Bangxiety

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022

Mangxiety

The moments of tension felt until all your Magners can be poured and you have a hand free again.

When given a pint-plus bottle of Magners Irish cider and a pint glass with ice, there is always quite a bit left in the bottle. This hiatus when standing in a bar and two hands are required to hold the beverage leads to several minutes of Mangxiety until you have drunk enough to discard the bottle and regain the use of a hand.

by Stuart McGuinness December 15, 2008

auld langxiety

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."

by SalvyZ December 15, 2018