Awesome website owned by an equally awesome man. To summarize, he basically doesn't spew out bullshit every five seconds like 99% of America's population, and comes up with the most obvious solutions to today's problems. In my earnest opinion, if this guy had the learnings to be a politician, he'd probably make one of the best President's. His views are straightforward and just damn good.
I need not quote him, check out the site for yourself. Also, keep in mind that there is no WWW in front of it, just http://
by James Bond! September 8, 2004
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A website that needs no introduction...what? There's a few retards who don't know? Gah...The website is the creation of a kick-ass pirate called Maddox. It is a collection of articles that he has written about things that piss him off. Naturally, unless you have no brain, most of the articles shouldn't be taken seriously. But the rest should be taken seriously, like how much ass Ben Stiller kicks and why Cameron Diaz sucks.
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)
Articles from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."
Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!
Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."
Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!
Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!
by Hayley October 23, 2005
Get the maddox.xmission.com mug.Entertaining website, if you don't take it personally (which can be hard to avoid, as he seems to try to offend everyone). One has to wonder if he actually believes what he writes, or if he is just trying to be ridiculously insensitive for effect. Either way, original (and surprisingly clever) stuff.
by robustus September 14, 2005
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