Xanadu

The druggiest, rollerskatingist, movie ever. With the Australian girl.

Xanadu has changed my life.
I know can no longer see colors.

by Olivia Newtown John October 15, 2003

Xanadu

One of the 10 worst movies in History.

I realized that Olivia's ass was way too flat.

by Hugh G Rection January 21, 2005

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 7, 2005

Xanadu

A place on the east coast of the U.S. sometimes referred to as Connecticut, where dreams do come true. Magical fairies roam the streets and homeless people do not.

My co-worker moved to Xanadu.

by freddy mac April 20, 2006

Xanadu

Noun. The silent assassin style stabbing of ones fingers into the ribs of another.

Verb. To sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers into their ribs and squeeze as hard as possible. Bonus points if you lift their feet off the ground.

I got Xanadued today, it hurt so damn much.

by Xach January 29, 2005

Xanadu

Mixing alcohol with Xanax

"You seem really calm during that turbulence."

"I'm all good. I'm watching Xanadu."

by shaolinpunks January 19, 2023

Xanadu

Where Kubla Khans pleasure dome is

Wow man, that place is better then Xanadu!

by inxanadudidkublakhanastately October 23, 2025