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Wustache

A woman with a mustache. Also known as agustache.
"Damn Johnny, your mom has one hairy wustache. Maybe you should teach her how to shave"

"Crikey!I thought that woman was a man! Look at her wustache! She could be Hitler's twin!"
by Cloocky February 23, 2009
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Webstache

The style of facial hair that perfectly suits the wearers face. Popularised by the Coronation Street character Kevin Webster who wore Britain's most celebrated moustache in the 80's
You need to regrow your goattee. It was your absolute Webstache.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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Berliner Würstchen

The act of eating a penis. Named after the case of Armin Meiwes (first proven case of canibalism in Germany) who killed and ate a guy from Berlin after they had gay sex and shared the penis of this guy as a meal (yes, he wanted to be eaten).
Used in whole Germany do discripe this gay-canibalism-thing except for Berlin.
In Berlin "Berliner Würstchen" means Gay 69.
German
A: Hast Du hunger?
B: Nein, ich hab nen Berliner Würstchen verputzt.
A: Du bist wirklich krank.

English
A: Are you hungry?
B: No, I just ate a Berlin Sausage.
A: You are really sick.
by UD-Germany February 17, 2009
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Russtache

The mustache of a man named "Russ".
Your russtache is looking quite bushy!
by Purrrnickie December 10, 2010
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wussmachine

Noun - A person who exhibits such wussy qualities that they in fact create a self-perpetuating, endlessly regenerating wussiness within themselves. If wussiness could be turned into energy, people like this would solve the global fuel crisis forever.
Dude: Hey Tom, wanna get drunk tonight?

Duder: Nah, man, I gotta wake up at 9.

Dude: You're such a wussmachine.
by MarlboroManson December 2, 2011
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Pusstache

Also known as Snatchstache. A style of female grooming inspired by mustache and beard fashion. Popular pussatches include: handlebar, soul patch, goatee, toothbrush, pencil, fu manchu.
I was surprised to discover she was sporting a handlebar pusstache!
by Jesstice September 13, 2017
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Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.
"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
by Ree-C April 14, 2019
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