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New Waverly, TX

Pretty much the coolest place on earth. The beez kneez per say. Home of one stop light that can cause a major backup - sometimes up to five minutes. Also home to 950 residents, or atleast according to the sign that's probably been there since 1950.

Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.

The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.

As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.

If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
"Yo, where you from man?"
"New Waverly, TX fool."
"You must be a badass then."
by cdawgisawesome2014 January 6, 2011
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wtvr

stands for "Whatever". this is most commonly used in online chatting. usually used in a degrading way of not caring about what the other person says.
Person A: Hey i'm sorry ok, real sorry
Person B: Wtvr, get lost
by Cosnett February 26, 2005
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Waverley school

Waverley School is a really shitty and crappy school in Birmingham. They have shit teachers and rah it’s jus normally shit. See they can’t afford to have nice things cus they broke and thing they are some type of prison with all the silence in the corridors shit and the detentions like just don’t go there soo yh
Girl: I saw some bad reviews about Waverley School
Boy: Obviously it’s a shit school enni fham
Girl: no it ain’t are u tapped AND DONT MAKE FUN OF RAPE
Boy: Rahh we weren’t making fun of rape ur jus tapped in UR head go to the hospital
by Hi I’m ur mom December 14, 2018
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Waverly

Usually women with very sexy, beautiful voices that enrich the soul and send you to a state of enlightenment, in which you will probably see God/gods/The Flying Spaghetti Monster in front of you, telling you that you just heard the voice of perfection.
Tamtam: OMG, WAVERLY SAID "HI" TO ME AND JESUS APPEARED IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES!!

B Chan: OMG LUCKY!!
by andeeee September 1, 2013
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waverly

waverly is a really funny person. she is super funny and is a meme god. she makes you smile even at your lowest point. she loves drag queens and food. her boobs look good 24/7 and she’s really down to earth. everyone wants to be her.
curtis: “omg did you see waverly last night?! what a babe
thomas: “yeah i did! damn. she’s gorgeous
by skinnylegend114 May 17, 2018
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dick waver

1. A guy being an often overly blatant, annoying, aggressive, belligerent, and/or rude human being based on some level in masculine dominance or behavior or what may be seen by some as such. They range in styles from stealthiness/backstabbing to in your face, the physically challenging to verbally or emotionally challenging, etc. They come in many flavors, but what they have in common is being contemptible or undesirable pieces of shit that deserve a punch in the balls. Also known as an ass, asshole, jackass, prick, dick, jagoff, jackoff, dipshit, shit for brains, and sometimes chauvanist.

2. A guy who likes the attention and the admiration of women, using his sex appeal to get the attention of women, which often being that most men have their brains down there, acts as a metaphorical compass for the best piece of pie they can get.

Essentially men in fighting with one another are subtly competing to see who has the bigger dick or in the latter, using their eyes and it to what a lot of them really want.

I partially derived this from the late and great stand-up genius known as George Carlin who said something along the lines to the effect of "War is just a bunch of men standing around in a battlefield waving their pricks around!"
1. Man, I don't give a shit about that damn dick waver in the UFC show on Spike TV thinking he's so damn special! I'm turning this shit off!

2. Look at the dick waver thinking he's something! Just configuring his phallic guide to the next woman!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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wtfery

wut-the-fuk-er-ee
Stemmed from the internet acronym wtf, meaning "What the f*ck?". Wtfery is any action which is expected to cause an onlooker to wonder... "wtf?"
Jim: Janie shoved her head in the toilet and drank the water.
Bob: That's some wtfery right there.
by Lee Carter August 6, 2005
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