As mentioned on "The Daily Show with John Stewart."
An imaginary document that gives one the right to be a
Douchebag without harmful consequences. However it must be invoked or the individual who fails to invoke it can and will be subjected to
harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the
Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.