would of

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

by Tommyt March 21, 2008

I wish you would

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

by Iceypimp July 25, 2019

Would of

A construction used by people who may be native English speakers, but who still don't understand that "of" and "have" are different words.

I would of known the difference between "of" and "have", but I of not been educated. Of a nice day!

by John Stxxxx October 21, 2011

would ja?

The simple question of would you bang this girl/dude? Whether smokin hot, or a big fat fatty. Plain and simple.......Would ja?

(Imagine walkin along with your boy or girl. Walkin towards you both is a descent, let's say average girl or guy. A 6 out of 10.) Out of the corner of your mouth, just enough for your friend to hear........Would Ja?

by Dirty B! June 15, 2008

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." YouTube video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many YouTube channel's comment section.

Me: oh cool, a new video from (insert channel)
Also me: *checks comments while watching*
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

by 2k._j4y February 5, 2021

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022