Worzel

Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.
Nick Illingsworth Is a Worzel
by Paul Foxton September 06, 2021
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Worzel

A Worzel Is A Slang Term used to describe Somebody From The Southampton Area particularly The New Forest, They Are Called This Because they Are Usually From The Farming community and Are generally Middle Class.
Alright Mush? Did You See Those 2 worzels From Southampton In the pub Earlier? They had to Leave early to Get back to There Cows.
by David Courtney October 20, 2019
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Worzel

A Worzel Is Somebody From The Middle Class City Of Southampton.
Did You see that Worzel From Southampton Today?
by Dave Johnson Blue December 18, 2019
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Worzel

A Worzel Is Somebody From Southampton.
“Did You See That Group Of Worzels From Southampton at the horse Fair Today? “
by Kevin Brown 1980 October 29, 2019
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Worzel Cumidge

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.
I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.
by pruneface69 November 11, 2010
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Gaius Worzel

A tall and good looking tan skinned man hailing from the Nord Highlands. He's got a calm and collected personality, much like the Wind itself, and is wholly devoted to the Winds and the Goddess. He will fight with his unparalleled spearmanship to protect both his homelands.
Student 1: have you heard about the transfer student? His name is Gaius Worzel.

Student 2: you mean that tall guy? He seemed a little intimidating, but he's a pretty chill guy

The Winds are definitely with him!
by TRC sigma August 01, 2022
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Worzel crumbige

The powdery residue around your nose after sniffing a line
Connor have I got any worzel crumbige around my nose?

Na mate all clear
by dreadcore October 08, 2018
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