Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.

1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"

by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

wootay

Reference to a friend or someone you are talking to.

Guy 1: "Hey wootay!"
Guy 2: "What's Up?"

by RocBoy January 9, 2009

Wooly woofter

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

by Sparst May 13, 2005

wootamuffinz

The excessive fat rolls of an overweight person.

Oh my god Brandee, look at her wootamuffinz!

by Dr. Dave M. April 24, 2007

Woofadiddle

The process of eating the fart bubble that comes to the surface of your bath water.

I was in the bath last night and felt the urge to woofadiddle after the pot of chili I made.

by Jungle-Recon September 2, 2020

willy woofter

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.

Harvey power is a willy woofter

by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017

Woosta

The true pronunciation of Worcester, Massachusetts, if you are from the state.

"I got a hundred blunts, a hundred hits, n*gga I'm from WOOOSTA!"

by chonuts May 16, 2005