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sportin' a Woodie

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.
"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"
sportin' a Woodie by kBro May 1, 2006
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A social gathering with refreshing alcoholic beverages in a heavily wooded area, especialy one under several large trees in a thicket consisting of pine or oak with multiple cold kegs on tap and loud music.
I hear there's a woodzie tonight after the bar.
woodzie by KingMagicMike July 16, 2008
Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.
woodie by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002
To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.
"Dude, you were so woodied last night"
Woodied by Graham1993 December 1, 2009

noodie woodie 

✨n o o d i e. W o o d i e s✨
nudes.
Oh we found Adam hubers ✨noodie woodies

Woodgered 

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.
I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.