How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

Woodchucked

Being woodchucked is when you see an exstremely attractive body but when they turn around they have a butterface or look like a beaver with giant pertruding "beaver like" teeth and or qualities.

Example:

*three guys are at the mall*

Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!

Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.

*women turns around*

Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked

by ~gEtt iT PopPin SqUad~ April 3, 2009

woodchucknorris

The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

by Adrian July 13, 2006

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008