hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck
by gansta bitch word to your mother November 15, 2003
Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!
by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009
a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer
Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010
New Democrats who follow the teachings of their cult leader after the fashion of Tom Tomorrow's Chuckles the Sensible Woodchuck. Often self-considered martyrs or victims for their cause, they disrupt discussion, distort reality and excuse-ify to non-believers. Anyone who questions their dear leader is ostracized and swarmed. Often associated with discussions of elm trees, lumberjacks and envision themselves as beavers but are little more than wannabees. They can be found over much of North America but have overrun a discussion forum affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.
by cornholio2 August 22, 2010
A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.
by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004
Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.
Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.
Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.
by Froggen August 16, 2004
Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party.
TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?
Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!
Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!
by jackbenimble_52 August 11, 2012