Tubby Woodchuck

After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.

After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!

by Mart955 May 29, 2010

Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

by 5hinebox December 6, 2011

dirty woodchuck

A large Ginger bearded land beast.
It likes it eat shrooms and unicorns.

You should have seen Chris last night, he was a real Dirty Woodchuck!

by WookieWet May 25, 2021

city woodchuck

Hillbilly and redneck are common names for people who live the country way of life. City folks now love calling them woodchucks as if they're some sort of rodents. A woodchuck is a derogatory name made by city folks that have no respect for the country folks. A city woodchuck is a country at heart soul that lives in or near a city with the same passion and life style as his woodchuck cousins from the country. City woodchucks won't tolerate the push by city folks to live as clones of their metro ways.

City Woodchucks are the last few rednecks that live in the city and fight the mass numbers in the city to keep the country way of life alive.

by Wayitis July 24, 2017

Human woodchuck

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.

I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck

by Jimmy the best August 18, 2011

woodchuck pain tolerance

Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.

Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.

by vermontster August 15, 2010

what the fuck, woodchuck?

an expression used by forest animals (and humans, too) to show frustration and/or confusion about something or someone.

Yogi: "I can't believe that Mr. Ranger is still on my ass about those picnic baskets!"

Boo Boo: "Yeah. What the fuck, woodchuck?!"

by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011