Wonged

when you make plans with a chick and at the last minute she says she's invited her friend along.

"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."

by lowestform July 15, 2012

Wong It

The art of winging it in mong style. Basically having a red hot crack at doing something in a manner that defies all reason and logic. This can include actions performed by accident or without realization by an individual lacking in physical and cerebral ability and of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity (refer to fucktard). However, more often than not the individual is fully aware of and blissfully carefree to the fact that their actions are insanely fucked up, that they are prone to fucking up and that they have questionable mental capacity (refer to fuckmonkey or douche).

Example 1: "Fuck Trev, I know your mum is a cumdumpster but she offered to blow me. I wasn't sure what to do so I just wonged it! Man she sucks a good dick!"

Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".

by OneSwollenNut September 24, 2013

A Wong's a Wong

When looking to booty-fuck someone out of your league, it is acceptable to settle for someone with the same last name. Upon booty-fucking this individual, you will say with pride, a Wong's a Wong!

I was tired of hitting on Daniel, so I cornholed David McDowell instead. Hey, a Wong's a Wong!

by Tits for Tots January 21, 2004

wong

A term usually used as an insult, no one is exactly sure of it's meaning, however it has descended from a breed of words that cultivated from the sweet "Twangers"

Ayo you better move, or I'll wong your mum.
That guy down there is a fat ass wong.
Dont mess with wong's...

by yeahyeahitshim March 20, 2021

Wong

The best midlaner in the world, often winning 1v1s against Faker. Well known for buying Amplifying Tome first back.
Is also rank 1 Nasus Support in the world

Me: Hows midlane?
My midlaner: I can't win, the enemy is a Wong.

by wongisthebest August 09, 2021

Wonged

Getting absolutely plastered to the point you forgot what you said the night before.

Man I'm so wonged right now, don't let me drink any more.

by Xx_wo_e November 30, 2018

wong

This word is some kind of a new style to say Anal Pleasure

you can put wong and style together .

have you done the Wongstyle yet?

the first time doing the Wongstyle be kind please .

by epicFoodlesstime March 18, 2011