How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

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it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008

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woodchuck

Upstate NY slang for a person of limited means; often on public assistance. The woodchuck is usually very crass and does not adhere to social norms.

did you see those woodchucks? Two or four legged?

by chronoutopia September 7, 2013

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woobachuckie

A female vagina with k-9 teeth behind the inner labia. Commonly contracted by having sexual intercourse with a chimpanzee or a black man. Commonly fond in central Africa.

Elizabeth you realy need to brush ur woobachuckie you don't want to get cavities or gingavitis

by Clearance Drinkwater July 2, 2006

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