Wisenheimer

A person who pretends to be wise or knowledgeable.

Ainsley: Kenneth thinks he knows everything! He's such a wisenheimer.
Morgan: Why do you hang out with him?

by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

wisen

1. To make wise

2. To become wise

He should wisen up to the realities of life.

by BirdOfPrey October 9, 2006

wisenheimer

Someone who makes smart aleck, sarcastic comments, often at inappropriate times and usually at someone else's expense.

"Don't smart off to your mother, you little wisenheimer."

by JDunning January 12, 2009

Wisenhymen

1) A female who makes sarcastic and/or wisecrack comments.

2) A lewd, perverted, yet witty term used to jestingly refer to somebody as a "wisenheimer", but putting in "hymen" as opposed to "heimer".

Drew - "Are you hungry?"
Stacy - "Yes, I am."
Drew - "What are you hungry for?"
Stacy - "Food."
Drew - "Ah, a wisenhymen, huh?"

by Deek Bosko November 20, 2011

Wisenheimer

Someone who thinks they are smarter than everyone else. Similar to know-it-all.

Jace is such a wisenheimer, don't invite him.

by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016

wiseness

1. being of greater smartness than those surrounding you

2. Being of wise ancestors

3. What you say when you forgot the word "wisdom"!

1. Ya' know that I got some more wiseness than all ya'll dumb asses put together!

2. My great grandpa was really smart; I ended up with all of his wiseness!

3. Damn I'm so smart, I got some good "wiseness"!

by RamboY April 25, 2009

wisenheimer

Someone always making feeble wisecracks, who laughs at his/her own jokes and is generally deserving of severe and painful punishment.

That guy is up there thinking we are all listening to his puerile crap, such a wisenheimer.

by sevenhn February 17, 2006