Benjamen Wiping

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

wiping back to front

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump

Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".

by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018

Garbage Wiping

The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.

Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!

by rieyin March 8, 2010

wikini

The pubic hair styled after a waxing in the shape of the letter standing for someone you like. For instance, the letter K for Kate. Can also be a symbol. Usually more commonly found on women.

"My girl really loves me. She got a wikini done last night with the letter G on it."

by FakeSophia October 8, 2007

Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015