Failed Prospect #19: Dave Wainhouse
Wainhouse was one of those weird rookies that showed up in 1989 Bowman and confused the hell out of me (along with Johnny Ard and Royce Clayton, among others). I had no idea what to make of him, as he never really seemed to be a viable prospect, and his time in the majors showed it: he had a career 7.37 ERA with a 2-3 record, 1.819 WHIP, and 66 ERA+. Yiiiick
Wainhouse was one of those weird rookies that showed up in 1989 Bowman and confused the hell out of me (along with Johnny Ard and Royce Clayton, among others). I had no idea what to make of him, as he never really seemed to be a viable prospect, and his time in the majors showed it: he had a career 7.37 ERA with a 2-3 record, 1.819 WHIP, and 66 ERA+. Yiiiick
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Old dirty minded bitch whose not a bitch but would probably buy one of those pink fluffy stripper cowboy hats that people sell outside bars. Wears old ass sweaters that look like their from the 1800 and surprisingly looks good in them. She also is a disco diva. Total hippie grandma but has style MOST of the time *cough* home depot pants. She probably lives behind a thrift store and sometimes stater bros. Would totally drunk stand at a highway intersection and yell gay jokes at angry drivers. Probably would call an Uber and get kidnapped by a drug dealer. Pretty and smart but is probably reckless when drunk. I honestly doubt she'll ever be drunk. Crazy AF but also somehow chill.
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So we want to get totally fucked up, but everyone’s dry… I guess we’ll just have to go Winehousing!
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*A drug addict overdoses
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray
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*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray
All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse
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Her image nowadays is a much more diverse one than she started with, and draws mixed reviews. Some love her style, while others with no taste more obsessed with the mainstream image dislike it greatly. She is probably the best female singer out today, and one of the biggest in the tabloids for her drug and rehab scandals and her fights with her boyfriend.
Still though, one of the very best, most unique entertainers out today, and one of the most beautiful as well, regardless to what some other tasteless cunts will tell you.
Her image nowadays is a much more diverse one than she started with, and draws mixed reviews. Some love her style, while others with no taste more obsessed with the mainstream image dislike it greatly. She is probably the best female singer out today, and one of the biggest in the tabloids for her drug and rehab scandals and her fights with her boyfriend.
Still though, one of the very best, most unique entertainers out today, and one of the most beautiful as well, regardless to what some other tasteless cunts will tell you.
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George: I agree, whoever put that other definition of her is a wanker.
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