Portagee Wine Stomper

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Wine shit

A shit that is one solid turd acting like a cork followed by diarrhea acting like the wine.

The cork blew on my wine shit

by Noonish July 24, 2018

wine sipa

One who enjoys drinking wine for no reason at all other than to be cool infront of chicks who think wine makes you sophisticated.

Damn, hes a wine sipa?

by crapface2010 January 27, 2010

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006

wine shoes

Large shoes that can also hold bottles of wine.

Oh no, someone already came up with wine shoes... how about candle sandals??

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

wine spodiodie

Found in the song "Drink'n wine spodee-o-dee" by R&B artist Stick McGhee, and later coverd by Jerry Lee Lewis. A wine spodiodie (also spelled Spodiodi) is a shot that has a layer of Port Wine on the bottom, then a layer of (cheap) bourbon, finished on the top by another layer of Port. It can also be made simpler by just combining port and bourbon in a glass. Some people also call jungle juice Spodi. The film rolling Kansas has actor Rip Torn carrying a skin of Wine Spodiodie, defined in that film as fox urine and flat beer.

Give me a wine spodiodie

by Kell from Cali June 1, 2006

wine spodiodie

a woodey blend of fox urine and flat beer

"You boy's want some wine spodiodie?" -Rolling Kansas, 2004

by baked.baked December 24, 2005