Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

Russian windstorm

When a male shoots his jizz on the outermost part of the girls anal hole. After this is done the girl simply farts to make the jizz look like a "Russian Windstorm"

Sally gave great anal but she killed the mood when she got her Russian Windstorm on me.

by CanadianNinja March 19, 2011

windtard

A person that blows hot air about climate change. They have zero to very little understanding of science but practice scientism (a religious cult like belief tied to marxism) and make derogatory comments like "follow the science." Yet can't even math. They are intellectually lazy and haven't read the studies. Always irrational and unreasonable. They are in favor of destroying the environment and ecosystems in favor of windmills and solar panels for a political win.

Karen is a real windtard. She doesn't understand that damage to the desert tortoises' ecosystem to install 100 square miles of windmills and solar so she can watch netflix on her ipad in her tesla.

Kevin is a real windtard. He is arguing that the Earth is boiling because of CO2. However, he hasn't read the peer-reviewed studies that CO2 ppm effect on greenhouse gas heating follows a logarithmic slope of Law Of Diminishing Returns. Meaning that CO2 ppm doesn't linearly increase surface temperatures. Rather the it takes magnitudes more CO2 ppm to have an increase of surface heating.

by Rad Physicist August 9, 2023

norwegian windstorm

The act of sensually licking and then blowing on your partners nipples while sporting a robust beard

She wasn't very into me until I gave her the Norwegian windstorm

by Sillyllama1624 April 13, 2014

fart in a windstorm

when you something or something is completely unimportant to anything or anyone

Dude you are such a fart in a windstorm

by Dranyam Mada September 28, 2008

Wildstar

A celebrity that is wild or on drugs.

Miley Cyrus is getting to be a real wildstar with all that smoking.

by God of Pie November 21, 2009

fart in a windstorm

When someone is so busy and can't keep still.

She could not sit in her seat in class, she was a fart in a windstorm!

by macput1 June 10, 2016