the most hated os of all time. the mass opinion is: its slow, has bani bugs, always 1 gb of ram to run, is unsave agains viruses, mac osx leopard is better.
this mass opinion are not 100% true. intelligent people dont go with the flow and support the mass oppinions, they make their own opinion.
for example, if you have a crappy pc, dont buy vista, vista needs a proper pc than you have. some people with crappy pcs bought vista, it diddnt work, they startet bitching around and now everybody belives vista sucks.
or, vista is so unsave... ähhh install a proper anti virus programm and dont watch so much porn you idiot.
or, oh god the driver problems!!! ok thats true, i admit it.
or, everything looks different i cant navigate trough. yes it sucks, but be happy! you have your task bar, you can press ctrl+alt+del and the taskmanager will come up, you can press windowskey+e and the explorer will come up. with vista on your pc you are way better of navigating than on a mac. (if you have used xp before)
if we remeber the xp realese... it was the same story, everybody hatet it and said they dont want to use it. now after some sevice packs everybody beleves xp is the best os ever. wow...
the coolest thing about vista haters is that most of them dont even run vista. they just heard it sucks so they dont give it a try. well thats ok but stop bitching around you dumb fucks. god damn -.-
this mass opinion are not 100% true. intelligent people dont go with the flow and support the mass oppinions, they make their own opinion.
for example, if you have a crappy pc, dont buy vista, vista needs a proper pc than you have. some people with crappy pcs bought vista, it diddnt work, they startet bitching around and now everybody belives vista sucks.
or, vista is so unsave... ähhh install a proper anti virus programm and dont watch so much porn you idiot.
or, oh god the driver problems!!! ok thats true, i admit it.
or, everything looks different i cant navigate trough. yes it sucks, but be happy! you have your task bar, you can press ctrl+alt+del and the taskmanager will come up, you can press windowskey+e and the explorer will come up. with vista on your pc you are way better of navigating than on a mac. (if you have used xp before)
if we remeber the xp realese... it was the same story, everybody hatet it and said they dont want to use it. now after some sevice packs everybody beleves xp is the best os ever. wow...
the coolest thing about vista haters is that most of them dont even run vista. they just heard it sucks so they dont give it a try. well thats ok but stop bitching around you dumb fucks. god damn -.-
troll: hey what os do you run?
guy: windows vista ultimate, it runs good
troll: omg stfu vista n00b! xp ownz j00!!
guy: wow... wtf was that?
troll: stfu you and your vista suck ass. vista is epic fail!
guy: have you ever even tried it you failtroll?
troll: no cuz my friends sayd it sucks, and it does
guy: >_> EPIC FAIL TROLL IS FAIL!!!
guy: windows vista ultimate, it runs good
troll: omg stfu vista n00b! xp ownz j00!!
guy: wow... wtf was that?
troll: stfu you and your vista suck ass. vista is epic fail!
guy: have you ever even tried it you failtroll?
troll: no cuz my friends sayd it sucks, and it does
guy: >_> EPIC FAIL TROLL IS FAIL!!!
by anon349862093468 June 06, 2009
microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!
by Just Shut Up February 09, 2009
by bilboTbaggins June 29, 2012
Windows vista is a 32 and 64 bit OS made by Microsoft
fuking laggy if your computer is suxorz, but the n00b think they can put windows vista on a fuking old pentium 233 with a 2X CD-ROM drive, are just fuking noobz!
fuking laggy if your computer is suxorz, but the n00b think they can put windows vista on a fuking old pentium 233 with a 2X CD-ROM drive, are just fuking noobz!
n00b 1 : Hey dude watch i bought windows vista let pump my computer!
n00b 2 : that cool, now your computer is brand new!
guy that know comp : heuu guys, you cannot install this on your shitty comp, first you have a CD-ROM drive asshole, second it a fuking pentium 233!
n00b 3 : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WE WILL INSTALL VISTA NOT 95!!
guy tat know comp : wow you guys fuking noobz
n00b 2 : that cool, now your computer is brand new!
guy that know comp : heuu guys, you cannot install this on your shitty comp, first you have a CD-ROM drive asshole, second it a fuking pentium 233!
n00b 3 : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WE WILL INSTALL VISTA NOT 95!!
guy tat know comp : wow you guys fuking noobz
by AthlonZ May 01, 2007
by wot2the January 09, 2008
The next successor to the throne of the most used Operating System franchise, that is Microsoft Windows.
Microsoft Windows Vista touts enhanced security, productivity and experience, whilst enabling and powering the communication and operating enhancements for the next half a decade.
Microsoft Windows Vista is expected to be released to Enterprise Customers in November, and consumers early 2007 alongside flagship office suite, Microsoft Office 2007.
Microsoft Windows Vista touts enhanced security, productivity and experience, whilst enabling and powering the communication and operating enhancements for the next half a decade.
Microsoft Windows Vista is expected to be released to Enterprise Customers in November, and consumers early 2007 alongside flagship office suite, Microsoft Office 2007.
by Amy Mills August 20, 2006
If cars ran on Windows Vista:
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
by hoyclan June 10, 2014