A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.
Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson
by Satchy October 20, 2008

1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie
by Billingsley le Carte October 23, 2006

a broads fat round ass. resembles a wilson volley ball in them drawers.
like the movies when t hanks has a little wilson
like the movies when t hanks has a little wilson
by naztantg April 21, 2006

verb—
(1) To inexplicably yell in the middle of a ceremonious, stately occasion, thus making yourself look like an ass.
(2) To behave momentarily like a four-year-old, or a Republican. Or both.
(1) To inexplicably yell in the middle of a ceremonious, stately occasion, thus making yourself look like an ass.
(2) To behave momentarily like a four-year-old, or a Republican. Or both.
Did that motherfucker _seriously_ wilson the President in the middle of a primetime speech? … Oh, that was just some Republican congressman. Never mind.
by Go Sit in the Corner September 10, 2009

Dave turned to Marcus as they approached the Stretford End turnstiles and asked him, 'Have you got the Wilson's, mate?'
by Marcus Holmes February 23, 2008

a person, often a girl, who starts fights a lot at his/ her friends houses. These people often stalk facebook and creep on peoples bumper stickers.
John: "wow, this girl checked out my bumper stickers while i was on the phone with her"
Dan: " yep, shes a wilson."
Dan: " yep, shes a wilson."
by devinhor June 17, 2008
