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wilson

A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.
Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson
by Satchy October 20, 2008
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wilson

1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie
a.Dude that crummy chair gave me a wilson.
b.Jamie even gave Carl a wilson when he did a cartwheel.
by Billingsley le Carte October 23, 2006
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wilson

an absolute retard the screeches
by cum_nerd February 18, 2020
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wilson

a broads fat round ass. resembles a wilson volley ball in them drawers.
like the movies when t hanks has a little wilson
Your wilson is lookin nice them jeans you have a hard time gettin in em.
by naztantg April 21, 2006
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wilson

verb—
(1) To inexplicably yell in the middle of a ceremonious, stately occasion, thus making yourself look like an ass.
(2) To behave momentarily like a four-year-old, or a Republican. Or both.
Did that motherfucker _seriously_ wilson the President in the middle of a primetime speech? … Oh, that was just some Republican congressman. Never mind.
by Go Sit in the Corner September 10, 2009
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wilson

Rhyming slang for 'ticket'; taken from the soul singer, Wilson Pickett.
Dave turned to Marcus as they approached the Stretford End turnstiles and asked him, 'Have you got the Wilson's, mate?'
by Marcus Holmes February 23, 2008
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wilson

a person, often a girl, who starts fights a lot at his/ her friends houses. These people often stalk facebook and creep on peoples bumper stickers.
John: "wow, this girl checked out my bumper stickers while i was on the phone with her"
Dan: " yep, shes a wilson."
by devinhor June 17, 2008
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