Wilderlove

A love without reservation or premonition. An innocent, childlike love. A love that's wild and almost instinctual.

The impulse to help the stranger could only be attributed to the wilderlove within me.

by NotiButHim August 28, 2016

pull a wilbert

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.

He is on wr pace, but he is going to pull a wilbert.

by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021

wilderness waps

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals

Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."

by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

Barrett Wilbert weed

The most Beautiful and talented girl in the whole world

I love Barrett Wilbert weed more than anything in the world

by Person38283484 June 6, 2020

Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021