will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Willnot

An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.

Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!

by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006

willnots

Dried secretions of bodily fluids and/or solids that get trapped on articles of underclothing

I can't get these damn willnots out of my fruit of the looms

by Johnny 2 V's September 18, 2003

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009

Will knot

An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.

He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.

by wachaaaaa November 30, 2010

willnot

A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.

Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These willnots are so annoying

by backwash99 March 25, 2011