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Wiking Off

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.
Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!
by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011
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waking up

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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Geoff Wigington

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.
Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!
by devvoon May 15, 2018
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Geoff Wigington

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.
I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.
by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019
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winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.
I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.
by dj lemon May 21, 2012
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wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
by Deseka November 1, 2008
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WikiNazi

Editors of WikiPedia articles (mostly admins) that suck the fun out of participating, by nit-pickingly enforcing every rule, thus driving out those who have knowledge of the subject matter, leaving only fellow WikiNazis.
WikiPedia used to be fun, but the WikiNazis have ruined everything.
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