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Widener University 

Widener is a place where at night you stay on your side of the bridge, and DO NOT CROSS or being robbed or shot is coming your way. Otherwise it’s pretty safe. It’s a place where parties thrive if the sports teams are kicking ass (especially football). Pornstars even come to the parties aka Tiffany Banister. The pride ride on those late Saturday nights come in clutch, and Maggie Mays campus bar thrives on Thursday nights. Our frats got kicked off campus a while back so we reside in the off campus houses in Sun Hill. You never know what’s going to occur whether it be a drunk grandma walking the streets at 1 am or the little chesterites challenging you to a dance battle. Can’t beat the place. 5 stars!
You never know what to expect at Widener University.
Widener University by Your boy Chad September 27, 2019
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eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.
"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
eyes widen by awsumatid January 25, 2017
Elongated dog. commonly called a dachshund. Its nose is rather long and legs are rather small, also known for eating their own shit..
the wieny dog is long
wieny dog by The Dude Abides June 12, 2008

Widney High 

School for fuckin' retarded kids.
Narc: Is that marijuana? Could I buy some?
You: NO BITCH...it's oregano. Where you go to school, Widney High?
Widney High by Nick D February 7, 2003

wideneck mouth 

When referring to wideneck mouth, this describes the unbelievable large sized, lengthy area inside of the mouth, where the penis has its designation spot. Having a wideneck mouth is one that men typically find attractive, due to the fact that their penis may fit inside the mouth with no problems.
After I faced fucked my bitch Sophia is when I truly realized how much of a wideneck mouth she had! My erect penis was easily able to fit inside that cunt's face.
wideneck mouth by jimsmainhoe October 1, 2022

bay wideners

A derogatory term to refer to cheaply mass produced stock made in China that people do not generally use or need and shipped around the world. The stock arrives on huge super ships and the mouths to several ports have had to be widened to accept the super ships. Items then delivered by ship are then considered to be bay wideners.
G: Look at all the stuff in that shop, who would ever need any of that?
M: Oh that stuff is just bay wideners.
bay wideners by BruceLlama December 23, 2009
male sex organ...or food
Derek was hungry so he ate his wieny.
wieny by Ron Wainwright January 9, 2009