Wifetary

A wife that acts as her husbands secretary.

Im tired of being your wifetary.

by szebra October 26, 2011

Wiretapp

A reported sex act of which no evidence exists and is unlikely to have occurred.

He claims she pegged him senseless last night, but I'm positive it's another of Don's wiretapps.

by Sheik Dubois March 15, 2017

Wickett

A crappy town in West Texas with horrible shiternet that the rain always avoids. With a unused school and an abandoned refinery, and when the rain does come, the power goes out. DON'T MOVE HERE AT ALL COSTS.

Tourist; "Sir, where am I?"
- "Wickett"
Tourist: "Can I have your WIFI password"
- "Don't bother."

by a rando on the internet September 20, 2021

wietmarschen

verb. - to drink to the point of near black out at which point you suddenly think you have game causing you to awkwardly and inappropriately hit on every piece of ass that comes within a 10 ft radius of you.

"Dude, did you see Dwight last night? He was totally wietmarschening those chicks from the bachlorette party."

by Hank Fitznuggly March 11, 2009

Wideth

Ms Eminem Bumshits way of saying width.

Ms Eminem: Watt is de wideth of a plante?

by Hehwe September 3, 2023

grass on the wicket

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)

Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

by ChefsPop May 3, 2004

Wietske

The most wonderful, sweet, caring girl ever! Absolutly gorgeous!!!

Dayum i wana be just like Wietske!!

by HonestGirl1995 November 25, 2011