whumptober

a collection of angst one-shots that are based on daily prompts in the month of October
usually used on ao3 and wattpad

"i can't believe it's october 21st already!"
"i know, we're already on day 21 of whumptober. my eyes hurt from all the crying."

by whatintheworld... January 19, 2022

whompyjawed

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Whumpage

Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.

In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.

Coined by Markiplier

Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Whumpus

No one is completely sure what Whumpus truly is, all we know is that it will never be located. It's the missing piece of the puzzle that is our known universe.

"do you think this store's got whumpus on their shelves?"

"Mannnnnnn, ain't nobody got whumpus."

by Efroom August 16, 2017

wumpy

A person or animal, who is stubborn or grumpy but this makes them very cute instead of undesirable.

"Grumpy Wumpy"

by Jenem583 December 31, 2008

whumpable

Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.

A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖

by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020