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whitenize

To take something that is common in the black community and make it more understandable or acceptable to white people.
I had to whitenize Lil Wayne's latest song after my dad heard it and was outraged.
by kpnet August 11, 2013
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A Whiteside

A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.

2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference

see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.

2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
by Dr. MDW phd July 29, 2008
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Whitetrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat cauliflower by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)
Lets have some baby whitetrees with our dinner
by ITman May 4, 2008
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Whittier

An urban forest that's 15 miles away from Los Angeles. People who live here have amazing hiking trails as their backyards. A place where you can see from the Hollywood Sign to Catalina Island. A place where rich people live up in the hills with million dollar views.
Hey, let's go watch the sunset from the top Whittier Hills!
by Mike_500 February 24, 2015
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Whiteline

Creating your own lane between 2 cars that are in separate lanes to get past them.
I was cutting up on the highway earlier and hit a tight whiteline.
by Baltimore Bipper May 9, 2021
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Whitemed

Someone who is a weasel like ponce.
Josh never paid for his ticket for the Lusset. He's such a whitemed.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
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eli whiteside

The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.
"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.
by MrsWhiteside August 22, 2011
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