Whiter than the next guy

Having the pinnacle qualities of a white person, or at least whiter than the guy before or after you in line, ANYWHERE.
"yeah... that guy was WHITE -well at least whiter than the next guy was" "just look at those ugly ass crocks he be wearin"
by Iaaaaaan October 22, 2008
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When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it
"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."
by Bleach all ur problems away September 22, 2020
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butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Whiter

A way to say "my homie" used by white people to another white person.
Yo bro you are my whiter.
by JessePinkmanVariant January 15, 2024
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whitered

A large man who is incapable of spelling a username.
by real_fax_god March 05, 2019
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whiter than me

It means that you are whiter than the person or worse than the person saying it to you
When someone get a kill in a game such as fortnite they may say this, Get boxed kid whiter than me freer than a moose.
by El Dorado the 7th December 31, 2022
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