Whitechapel jetlag

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.

Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.

by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011

Whiteoaked

The mistake you make after complete intoxication.

" I think my drink got spiked last night ..."

" No you just Whiteoaked!"

by cardigans January 9, 2010

whiteboard offense

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid

Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.

by Eatmyshorts21 March 8, 2017

Whitechapel

A brutal Tennessee heavy death metal band.

Pretty much the best mofuckin' headsplittin metal ever

Known for its insane gangsta ass beatdowns.

Whitechapel sings about killing sluts.

Fuck yes!! Whitechapel \../

lets go bump to some whitechapel

by tdizzlefoshizzle January 3, 2008

Wisconsin Whiteout

When a male cums all over a girls face when she usually isnt expecting it, so her face is all white from sperm

Joe" Cara was droppin some great dome, but i quick pulled out and gave her a real good wisconsin whiteout."

Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"

by Lawrence Larry August 11, 2009

Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.

Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.

by pussyalligator August 15, 2018

whitecunt

verb, wahyt-kuhnt-ing, wahyt-kuhnt-ed

1. The act of writing offensive messages in white font on a white background to avoid detection.

"I think this wanker needs a whitecunt"
"I'm whitecunting the shit out of this forum!"
"Some fucker just whitecunted me!"

by MajorClagNut February 20, 2020