White van

A van typically known for rapist to pick up little kids in.

Noah! Stay away from that white van!

by Cameron Philip July 31, 2016

White Van

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.

Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.

by Kamikazee49 March 8, 2018

White van

Used to make your family bigger

Thanks to the White Van, I now have 7 wives and 22 kids!

by Playerunderscore1 December 16, 2019

White van

Get in

GET IN THE WHITE VAN IVE GOT FREE CANDY

by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 15, 2020

White Van

White vans are where it's at u get free candy and ps5/Xbox series x and gaming setups with free wifi and on Fortnite, u get 0 ping

White vans are fun.

by Mason9180 November 26, 2020

White Van

If someone drives up to you in a white van and offers you candy or v-bucks don’t accept

This man in a white van pulled up and offered me free candy

by CreeperHead151 May 14, 2020

white van bitter

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.

This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.

by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006