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Minnesota Whitewash 

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.
After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

whitewash 

(n., v., or adj.) A process or result or act: when a person who is considered a minority adopts a lifestyle (including speech, mannerisms, clothing, etc.) that is attributed secludedly to those of European descent, white people.
1. She is whitewashed.
whitewash by SugarBear September 13, 2005

Whitewash Tuba 

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.
Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

Whitewashed Vodka 

When the man ejaculates into a bottle of vodka and swirls it around, and then the woman/other man drinks it. Bonus points if you mix it into a cocktail.
I made Caroline some whitewashed vodka last night, it was hot af bro!

whitewashed 

When a person who isn't white forgets their culture and acts like a white person.
Billy: I'm moving to Texas.
Sally: I hope you don't get whitewashed.
whitewashed by im a nerd November 20, 2004

Whitewashed 

To be assimilated into the N.A society, forgetting your own language and culture and tries to act like a white person to gain acceptance. Looked down upon both of the cultures he/she supposedly belongs in.
Connie Chung is straight up whitewashed, yo.
Ya, lookit the way she tries to act white. Pathetic
Whitewashed by LeonC July 28, 2003