whiskey tater

Those who describe whiskey as their hobby and the silly things they do in pursuit of bottles of whiskey; mostly driven by fear of missing out, lack of knowledge or the need to post 'impressive' unopened bottles on social media. While not relegated to those new to whiskey drinking and collecting, “tater” activity tends to be strongest with that group.

That whiskey tater camped out overnight at the liquor store for chance to buy a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.

He started his own blog so brands would send him free sample bottles of whiskey; what a tater.

by mastertater June 23, 2019

whiskey dent

Dents or scratches on a vehicle due to drinking and driving or hitting an object with your vehicle while intoxicated.

Joe: Hey Troy, did you see what happened to George's bumper?
Me: O yea, just another whiskey dent from last night, that was one hell of a party!
Joe: O ok, i have a few of those my self.

by Troy Danger November 16, 2010

Smooth Whiskey-itus

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.

Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.

by XanderALX March 8, 2009

Whiskey Bravo

A Nautical term to give something a lot of room (standing for wide berth)

Give a whiskey bravo to that jetty.

by CaptainBill13 September 24, 2021

whiskey pig

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.

"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."

by running out of patience February 12, 2008

poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021

jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 4, 2008