Whirling Pervish

When two people have sex in a swivel chair

Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!

by Vancarrie May 14, 2009

whirlin

Whirlin: crazy, not thinking straight, backwards mentality, far from whatever normal is.

Most common with the name Luke, tend to be whirlin all the time.

by Luke, Brunk, Shane, Bertil February 16, 2018

Whirley Bend

Where A male puts his penis inside the women and then thinks of a animal, and uses his tongue as the animal he's thinking of would!
WARNING! MAY TWIST DURING INTERCOURSE!

Harley got a Whirley bend of John

by Dukesssss955 June 18, 2013

whirling down the shitbowl

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.

Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.

by Telephony May 4, 2019

whirling vortex

A sex move when the man waves his pennis in the air and goes "Im whirling the vortex"

Ladie:My husband did such an amazing whirling vortex last night!
Ladie 2:Damn my husband did his whirling vortex wrong!

by the whirling vortex dude June 8, 2010

Whirling Dervish

A term of endearment for an energetic, bouncy person.
A spastic, white dancer.
Also refers to someone that is messy and chaotic, in a cute way.

Sally's excited jumping is adorable, she's such a whirling dervish!

My house was clean before that whirling dervish spent the night!

I'm not surprised Bob's son was diagnosed with ADHD, he always was such a whirling dervish!

by banana republican March 19, 2013

whirled peas

SEE: SWIRLED PEAS
A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...
as I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... WHIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whispered:) I see dead people."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006