Whitikers

Derived from the phrase "WTF". It's designed to be a less explicit way to express disbelief in a conversation. It is more commonly used in comedic situations rather than serious ones.

Person A: You heard about John hooking up with Lucy last night??
Person B: WHITIKERS! When did that happen!?

by BigBallin101 July 19, 2011

liquid whiskers

An occurrence during oral intercourse where long, viscous lines of saliva span from the genitals of the receiver to areas on, in, and around the mouth of the performer. Essential for women to perform barber poles* on their male partners.

*see barber pole

After rimming Susan for ten minutes, Westley pulled back as liquid whiskers extended from his lips and chin to her anus.

by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004

the whiskers they come from within

A saying any Phangirl or Phanboy would know. It comes from when two YouTubers, Danisnotonfire (aka Daniel Howell), and AmazingPhil (aka Phil Lester) made a collab Q/A where they draw cat whiskers on their faces with black marker. This series, only happening once a year, is named Philisnotonfire, as a mix of their internet names at the time. This phrase was coined up by them or some fans. "The whiskers, they come from within" is even on a few items of merch that they sell.

Girl while watching a Philisnotonfire video: Oh my God the whiskers they come from within! (She feels the whiskers in herself)

by Nikithebleachcannon July 4, 2017

Colon Whiskers

The wiry, tangly, pubic hair surrounding the balloon knot

I wish my boyfriend would have trimmed his colon whiskers before I buried my tongue in his ass.

I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.

by Elliot Lauris Marie September 1, 2018

jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 5, 2008

gee wilikers

a phrase meaning "oh my gosh!"

Gee wilikers! Your dick is HUGE!

by isarah September 30, 2008

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008