when you get shit on

Uzii booty shit head

Your gonna stink when you get shit on

by When you get shit on December 24, 2020

When you gonna let me yea

When a person says this they are asking to hit

So when you gonna let me yea?

by Yea?? January 1, 2022

when you go to college...

A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.

"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"

by B.L.G. February 21, 2007

when you go ginger, you'll never wanna loose her

basically when you meet a red head, you'll love it too much to get rid of her

"damn she's feisty"
"well once/ when you go ginger, you'll never wanna loose her"

by she's right tho September 7, 2016

When you get all your words approved

Either your words definition's are really funny or an editor is just giving you a good time.

When you get all your words approved and have over 40 definitions

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.

Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024

I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023