weenis

A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.

"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"

by Elektrifikatzia May 18, 2010

weenis

Its actually the skin on your elbow.

Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.

by Ric October 10, 2003

wheenie

wheenie is all of us, wheenie is the people, wheenie is the world, wheenie is the universe, you can't reduce wheenie to just 1 person, even 3, wheenie is every atom that has ever touched you, wheenie is every atom that will ever touch you, wheenie is everything, wheenie is everyone, we are wheenie. wheenie is you, wheenie is me, wheenie is they, wheenie is xe, wheenie is her, wheenie is him, wheenie is ze, aer and gir, wheenie is all that we observe, wheenie is there when you need it most.

wheenie (noun.): that's where i put my wheenie!
wheenie (adj.): they were so wheen.
wheenie (verb.): i am wheening.

by b0nez_ February 8, 2022

Penis Weeniser

Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.

8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!

by SB September 13, 2004

Weenis

The flap of skin on your elbow

"Damn I just scratched my Weenis on a piece of cabbage

by whaleruslover226 August 28, 2016

eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

Weenisology

Weenisology is the study of the best skin on the body, the loose elbow skin. This study is world renowned and should be spread into the depths of human society. Everyone and their should know about their Weeni (Weenis plural). Weeni are very interesting, and have a lot of material to cover. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni. I was informed of the Weenis in the year 2069 when my mom told me about the birds, and the bees, and the Weeni, and I was instantly hooked. I needed to know more. I fiended the Weeni. I went to study Weenisology at the prestigious UW (University of Weenis). I became the worlds foremost expert, with 5 PhD’s in Weenisology. Enough about me and my Weenis background, I wanna talk about your Weenis, and your life. Weeni knows no gender, race, creed, religion, or ethnicity. Feel free to talk and show everyone your Weenis. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni.

Person: I love Weenis with all my heart. I love how stretchy it is. Weenisology is my favorite study.

by the weenis master September 23, 2022