Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

waggle

The act of shaking or swinging a video game controller to cause an action to occur on screen in the game.

"To swing Link's sword, you have to waggle the Wii Remote."

by J.Fo July 22, 2007

waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

by Gruzzo July 18, 2006

Waggles

Major indegestion and diarrhea after consuming shitty university dining hall food.

Tonight after dinner, I will go to the laundry and spew waggles into the dryers.

by Sammy Teal August 14, 2012

doo-waggler

The portion of the male genetalial that is located in the crotch region of the pants.

If you shake it more than twice your guilty of playing with your doo-waggler!

by leemoney January 12, 2008

Willy Waggler

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

wagglestache

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.

Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.

by William Howard Taft January 18, 2010