whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

whack job

To kill somebody as part of a financed murder contract. hit

Michael had a whack job performed on Fredo because of his betrayal.

by Eric Hard September 26, 2004

whack job

Where a girl beats your penis back and forth to give you an orgasm. It is somewhat similar to a handjob.

"Your mom gives a good whack job."

by jack6374 June 3, 2009

whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 27, 2005

whack job quack

a bigoted psychiatrical supremacist (terrorists such as alkita quacks psychiatrists ext..)

why don't the alkita quacks go taliwhack the the taliban frigen whack job quacks.

dont let the whack job quacks bullshit you with some twisted common misconception!

by KAboJa October 18, 2008

Liberal Whack-Job

One who aligns themself with the left of center or left wing party, democrat or socialist. Distortion of history, politics, and social issues is usual. They enjoy smoking pot, looking at flowers, singing Kum-By-ya, and holding hands. They can usualy be found protesting everything under the sun and feel that they deserve handouts and have a right to a job, other peoples money, and emot whatever they feel without consequences.

All the Democrats, socialists, environmental extreamists, anti-war nut jobs, Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, Al Frankin, and all the likes of Air America.
These are all Liberal Whack-Job types.

by Mike3452 October 17, 2006