whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

by Ben November 23, 2003

whacked off

A drug term used in New Zealand, meaning "messed up on drugs."

Oh man, we were whacked off last night!

by Conchord August 25, 2007

whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003

whacks off

v.i.or t. ;to stimulate the male genitals usually by use of the left or right hand according to preference,but may also be achieved by filling a milk bottle with chopped liver and leaving it somewhere warm for several hours before use."whacking off" almost inevitably leads to the ejaculation of the male seminal fluids.These are best caught adroitly in a Kleenex.The use of visual aids is widespread.

WHACKS OFF;"you the kids that been whacking off in mah toolshed over pictures of my wife.."

WHACKS OFF;"I whacked a great one off while watching Princess Di's funeral".

by jesusmotherfuckinghchristonabicycle June 13, 2006

whacked off

to get high.

they got totally whacked off last night

by veggiebeef March 17, 2009

whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

by Donkalo August 19, 2008

whack-off

Something extremely large or noisy.

"The car hit him and I heard this whack-off BANG"
"She has whack-off breasts." (This can also link to "whack off" meaning "to masturbate")

by Gabez November 29, 2009