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Super violent Irish Mob in New York/New Jersey.
Mostly active on the North side of Staten Island, parts of Queens, Parts of North and Central Jersey, and actually still a tough crew in Hells kitchen in Manhattan. The crew from Hells Kitchen is mostly the sons/nephews of the major guys that went to prison in the late 80's and early 90's (Coonan,Cumminskey,etc.) and with them are some of the original members that recently have been released from prison after 15-20 years (Kelly, Bokun,) as well as new recruits and some Irish Republican Army members living over here. They also have a good relationship with most of the major outlaw biker gangs, (Hells Angels, Pagans, Warlocks, The Breed). The Westies are the only guys that the traditional Italian Mafia wont mess with or try to tax. They are too crazy and violent and cannot be reasoned with so they are left alone. They run some of the unions in New York/North Jersey where there are alot of Irish laborers. Usually the guys at the very top of these Unions are Westies. They are also active in parts of the Auto industry (sales,rental,shipping cars, towing, bodywork) and loansharking money which is their bread and butter. Real Crazy, Real Violent Organization
Dont make trouble in that carpenters union in Queens, its run by some Westies, they will send some of their boys to chop your hands off with a frekin ax !!!!!!!
WESTIES by Rabidbrawler April 6, 2010
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A dangerous Irish-American racketeering association based in Hell’s Kitchen, a rough neighborhood on Manhattan’s West Side.

“The most savage organization in the long history of New York street gangs,”
-Rudolph Giuliani, former Mayor of New York
The Westies are the most badass motherfuckers in New York City.
Westies by Bobby Cusack January 16, 2007

Loudest laugh, wettest pants 

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.
A wettie is short for having a wet dream
Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring
Wettie by Mizzy_CGK July 6, 2020

morning wettie 

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.
I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.
morning wettie by Hetril August 12, 2016

watties can 

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."
watties can by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009
Now extinct New York City Westside Irish Mob, famous in the 70s-80s for their extreme violence. They controlled the Hells Kitchen area of midtown Manhattan, and the construction unions. They killed more people, more violently, than any other organized crime group in New York City in their time. Heads, hands, genitals and other pieces of dispatched enemies were kept as trophies at the Westies hangout, the Sunbrite Bar on 10th. Most surviving members of the gang are serving long prison sentences. Hell's Kitchen is now a Yuppie neighborhood
The 1990s movie "State of Grace" is based on the Westies.

Even the Mafia was afraid of the Westies. They considered them violent, unpredictible, "crazy m*therf*ckers" that couldn't be reasoned with.
westies by gingernyc September 6, 2007