Suburban Wasteland

A heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. It is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. The local populace, or "townies" are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for shitty Hollywood movies and fast food. Its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.

"Hey, can we stop at Dunkin' Dounuts, I wanna grab a coffee?"

"We just passed one."

"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"

by J.W. Burnside December 26, 2011

Wasteland

A state of mind in which you think up ridiculous ideas which at the time seem to make perfect sense but upon review at a later time are revealed as complete nonsense and are usually quite humoress. This can be be attributed to drug use, lack of sleep, or any similar effects.

My mind was a total Wasteland when I wrote down: "The monkeys, ARE TALKING!"

by Sid August 8, 2003

Westland Middle School

Shit

At Westland Middle School, the 6th graders set paper towels on fire, the 7th graders vape, and the 8th graders smoke weed.

by Delaneyab June 9, 2018

Soldiers of the wasteland

The official Dragonforce fan club. complete with discounts, contests, member only vids, and the best hard-core fan forum ever.

a.k.a SOTW

Soldiers of the wasteland is fuckin cool man

by makeyan March 16, 2009

Westland

A suburb of Detroit, with and interesting mix of wiggers and snobs. It has a bad side and a good side.

Often referred to by it's residents as "Wasteland"

I live in Westland, you've prolly never heard of it seeing as it just mixes in with the fiftybazjillon other detroit 'burbs...

by alyson May 13, 2005

Teenage Wasteland

Teenage Wasteland is a song written by Pete Townshend in 1971 for his LifeHouse project. Since the project wasn't completed back then, Townshend used parts of this song in his work with The Who, and parts of 'Teenage Wasteland' eventually became another song, Baba O'Reilly.

Excerpt from Teenage Wasteland:

"Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
And I don't need to be forgiven

My kids ain't gonna break my heart
My greed ain't gonna spoil their part
This life just has to be a new one
I'm gonna tan underneath a new sun

Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland"

by Doktorfunk September 6, 2005

Soldiers Of The Wasteland

The 6th song off of the Dragonforce album "Sonic Firestorm". This song is a 9:47 epic, and is probably one of Dragonforces best songs ever written. This song would be a NIGHTMARE on guitar hero or Rock band

Go listen to Soldiers of The Wasteland NOW. What are you doing here? I said NOW!

by DF Fan October 14, 2008