Wessex Water

To have a massive shit.

I just Wessex Watered that bog!

by Wessex_Water January 18, 2011

Wessel

A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.

Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"

by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010

Wessel

A very cool and powerfull guy! Everybody knows him. He is super sexy and handsome!!

#cool #handsome #sexy #crazy #power

Wow there's wessel!

by Randykalavan103 February 27, 2017

Wessel

Very sexy and have big dingus poops always on the floor and needs to shit

I wanna be wessel

by Poepslaaf December 9, 2021

Horst Wessel

The legendary man who wrote the song "Die Fahne Hoch"

Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?

Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?

by MrBern February 15, 2017

nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

Wessam

Wessam is so gorgeous that you naturally want to be around her as much as possible. If you underestimate how quickly she can make you fall for her , you won't be alone cuz she has no clue she can do that . Anytime she complains about a boyfriend , you will be wishing you could show her how being a good boyfriend is done. Wessam can be funny. She's super tough . The best thinking about her is that huge heart . She has away of making things feel better.and making people feel special. She is really mature. Just talk to her and you can tell she gets it . She's not one of them hoes wasting your time playing games. she's the kind of girl that you are scared of dating cuz she's too perfect to risk breaking her heart.

Wessam is my favourite person on the planet!

by PerfectDefined July 22, 2021